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Teleportation for sure because that saves you so much time in your life by not having to commute. You can be in multiple places at once pretty much. In one day you can travel the world, see everyone you love, see all the things you want to see.
That would be true. You could go to the Bahamas for a minute. I'm gonna go to the Bahamas for about 15 minutes just to check the weather, do a little YouTube video and come back. I'm gonna go to New York City just to film a video, come back.
I would totally be invisible, that's the kind of super power, and because I would like get naked while I'm invisible and fucking all different type of girls and shit.
Yeah, invisible would be good for a lot of reasons, right? You could catch people talking about you and shit be like, what'd you say motherfucker? You could yeah get slip into places sight unseen
I've never heard anyone say this one, the power to change probability. Because imagine all the shit you could do and get away with that. Like you could literally change the probability and the outcome of everything you've ever wanted. You could get all the superpowers you want man, it's fucking banging.
Right? Oh my god, yeah. Well, you know what? Meditation helps, but I suffer with that as well, you know. Mind's always going, ADHD, but meditation helps for sure.
I would be captain caught out captain caught out who flies in and calls out people's bullshit when they tell it so I fly in Bullshit and fuck off again. It seems like seems like a pretty menial superpower, but I reckon it'd be useful You
hahahaha yo this one is great this is probably my favorite spoof super power that i've heard i could just picture it right now um i could actually see a whole comic book series on it
Teleportation. I will teleport to a bank, get a better amount of money, so much money. Then I will teleport to NASA, I will get an astronaut suit, and I will teleport myself to the moon. I will take a selfie, teleport myself back to Earth, and that's it.
Multiple orgasms with just a look. I'd walk down the street zapping people left and right. They wouldn't know where to hit them. You'd see knees buckling, garments drenched, everyone calling out, oh my god, oh faces all over the place.
I'm gonna come off a little geeky but in the Naruto anime he has a ability called Shadow Clone Jutsu where he can multiply himself a lot and yeah you can just do everything with your clones read a whole library and you'll gain all that knowledge as soon as they decide to do it
Okay, cool. That's a good one, right? Because you could be in a hundred places at the same time, getting all that information, right? That would be good.