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Hezzy the Movie Slayer
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This is just a rant if you're sick out there you can really being sick sucks I don't know what the hell I got it's not Covid but it's that shit you get where your nose is stuffed up and you're coughing you have a fever your stomach hurts but you're still hungry but you can't eat but you do eat and you make shit worse and then sometimes you can be surprised and I guess it's the flu I love him Put music sex and then I just want to relate to people out there that are sick I'm sick with you we're sick together with some sick ass fools they would say in his delay oh yeah that's it hope you're having a good day Fuck music
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Call Chris I'm so sad that you're sick feel better broth if you're hungry have broth broth you know healing cake later
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How dare you? Everybody knows that Chris is a vegan. He cannot have beef broth. He can have veggie broth. But, he's a vegan.
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Pretty sure I am and everybody and I did not know that but it's cool because you can use a veggie broth and it's Chris if you dig down this deep alyssum put some ginger in it to or onion to
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You know I was just kidding I was using my just kidding voice But it does say in his bio...
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Thank you has I did get some like I didn't get bras I should've got bras but I had like tea and honey and you think I heard your message I just was so sick and I didn't wanna sound weird over stereo so I'm cursing and I got some Chris Montague whatever the freak but yeah I feel so much better now I am it's good
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OK I gotta correct something you keep saying that you can't swear around me and that is so fucking not true I think you misunderstood that I was complementing you thinking you were a dude that didn't swear very fucking much and I am swearing on purpose now ha ha but I swear like a longshoreman is affiliated with the Hells angels for God sake oh my gosh but anyway do you anyway you do it love it
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Speaking of Longshoremen yesterday in the port of Long Beach, a Longshoreman fell to his death on one of the big shipping containers. Not a shipping container, but one of the big barges that carries the shipping containers. I saw a video of it on TikTok from another Longshoreman explaining what happened. I guess essentially the way they're shipped up or like stacked up. Oh god. I have to make a second memo
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Essentially, just imagine, like, surrounding the walking platform, there's just like a big hole. Like a double the depth of like a empty swimming pool size hole that I don't know what it is, but this man fell to his- I don't know why I'm telling you this. You said Longshoreman and I live in the land of Longshoremen. And I heard a story about when dying yesterday. you're welcome.
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Also, I'm being particularly mindful of speaking at a low volume right now because just 30 minutes ago I had a tantrum and I banged on the fucking walls screaming at my neighbors. It's 10 o'clock on a Monday. Why are you blasting music? You don't live in a fucking house. It is not noon on a Saturday. I am so sick and tired of not being able to enjoy being in my apartment because I can hear you and yours. I don't think you understand how thin the walls are because I'm so quiet all the time maybe if you heard me you'd shut the fuck up.
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I hate when like you do all these things to like try to stay healthy, right? And then you go down and then it's like then you feel like shit because you can't do the things that you were doing to stay healthy because you're sick and it's just like oh my god so terrible no matter what
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Yeah doesn't make any sense it's like you use all your energy to not be sick you try to be preventable is preventable as fuck and then you get sick and then when you're just wild and crazy you don't get sick I don't know there's like some mind thing happened to her that there's something there's been sick and some to do with the mind because it doesn't make sense sometimes
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You're sick. Here's what you do. Go to the pharmacy and get Advil Cold and Sinus. It's the one at the pharmacy that you have to show an ID for because it has to a fedron in it and they use it to make meth. It's the good stuff.
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Also that was supposed to start with me saying sorry you're sick but apparently I started talking before pushing the button down and instead it just starts You're sick. Sorry, you're sick.
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How are you learn things I'm saying you know it's funny I was at a therapy when I was sick and I actually change my shirt and I was like am I to my therapist I was like him I change my shirt because it was still out Sick and she was like oh cause she had a six shirt I was like no because my shirt was sick like it had like snot and crap on it it's disgusting but She thought like oh cause I had a Sixer anyway
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Honestly, I've been a doctor for 15 years and honestly this sounds like pregnancy symptoms so I think maybe you should go see a doctor or go get a pregnancy test from your local log grades.
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Taylor I know I'm pregnant but I'm just in denial right now basically because the father the baby ain't shit and I'm not trying to call this Knigge but you know I'm the type of person that I keep the baby and you know I'm three months right now You know I don't know what to do I need to get like pregnant by I need to like put his baby I'm like somebody like semi-with money like please if he knows a MacBook the baby on please let me know if my woman though
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You might have a upper respiratory infection or bronchitis so if you've been sick longer than a week definitely go I go to the doctor I have the same thing I'm battling as well I tried apple cider vinegar and it didn't knock it out so I had to go to the dock so I hope you feel better soon definitely
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OK good I appreciate you so thank you very appreciate you so much I sent it twice cause I think it started recording babe Elizabeth I appreciate you yeah I just heard it was the flu I did kind of fill bronchitis because it was in my lungs a lot but I was sick for about seven days so I'm good now I'd like some honey and some tea oh I did like get checked out by the doctor and yeah I was just the flu but that she was this really strong flu
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