I know they cheesy but we love dad jokes everybody posted that joke below I'ma go first how do you know a vampire sick Because it's coughing

I don't have a dad Love you bye Farro

Alright I got one. What do mermaids wash their fence with?

I just made this up, I don't know if it would make the vibe check but okay, okay, listen, listen, listen. What do you call a cow that can move? A moo. I'm so wack.

Two years ago, my doctor told me I was going deaf. I haven't heard from him since.