Just a little bit of a mom rant today why is it so hard to get out of the house on time some days it's like Be somewhere those are the days that our kids decide that they don't wanna put their shoes on or that they're gonna roll on the floor and just pretend they don't hear you or fling their spit at the mirror instead of brushing their teeth just to like get to go and why why that's the kind of morning that I had today

We're actually your grandma be home Walmart don't have back for a fucking big Mac like if she doing not you doing the same shit so not no fucking mommy were a shepherd bitch

This is so true though it's literally like every single time that I have to go somewhere or are you going somewhere fun for them in my toddler just freaked out for no freaking reason kids are wild

My daughter does this every time we're in a rush to go out she sits there playing with her shoelaces fixing something that doesn't need to be fixed or she just generally just takes her time with everything especially

SESTAAR, I HEAR YOU. I was supposed to do a presentation, um, uh, be a short one, be a night today, and my daughter got up and stepped on her glasses and so now I'm not gonna be at the meeting.