So I know there's like a whole trend of like doing your boyfriend or girlfriend ex but I want to start a thread of toddler X or your kid X so for my toddler what she does is sometimes she'll ask for like a snack or like some type of food and I'll give it to her and then she'll throw it on the floor in bits and pieces and then have the audacity to ask for more shit That today and I was like no I'm not gonna give her more and then what else does she do she will literally ask me for like she'll be so hyped up about me making her some thing I'll be like yeah you want like some scrambled eggs with sausage and then she's like yeah yeah she gets so excited and then homegirl doesn't even eat it I like girl and then what else is another egg she oh when she needs her diaper changed and she poops it's only when she poops when she Peed she doesn't do this but when she poops and I'm trying to you know change your diaper in the middle be changing as soon as I open her diaper she will try to get up and run away or like roll like a crocodile and I'm like stop Beato to the exit I can think of for my kid let me know what you can think of for yours I wanna know if I'm a loner in this or not

My son is like a fucking weirdo boy there's a Niga we're going to bathroom after I took a shit right and I forgot to flush the toilet and he'll eat the shit out of the fucking toilet and he'll be like that that look I eat shit and I'm like what the fuck is wrong with a little Nager

OK this is really funny this needs to be a trend because I've seen the like the like spouse ex and stuff and they're pretty funny but you know toddlers can be so crazy this is great anyways I would say my son talking with food in his mouth and like really obnoxiously And then he often touches his chair as he's eating like he's like moving around and just like apron gets branches ranchhands all over the chair boo so gross

I feel like all of mine are like mostly surrounded by food because I have another one about something else he does is he loves veggie straws but the way he eats them he's just like I can't stand when people eat with their mouth open like chomping at all he is the loudest Trumper I've ever heard and he just he loves those veggie straws he eats them with passion yeah it's

For me it's gonna have to be like give me giving my son some thing like a banana or like a cheese that he can peel on his own and it just goes on the floor which he knows where the trash is that and sometimes he'll see trash on the floor he said he'll say trash and take it to the trash but now when he's doing like peeling his banana or his cheese

This is so funny for me it's my son when he Who put pushes the button of the washer it's so annoying it's like dude stop pushing the button I even had to get like some covers containers and they sell these things on Amazon are you able to put it on the button and then Bruh Bruh so I hate that

That's so funny that she would definitely be like a mom Tryon I have so many till like oh my gosh I have so many acts of my toddler it might sound bad but it's it's true

This is hard because my toddler does so much shit. Oh my god, it's unbelievable, but I have to say mine my my most biggest one is she'll ask me for food Chew it all up in her mouth like oooey and gooey Spit it into her hand and then she'll like try to force feed me up and she knows what she's doing too because it's like Every time she has a nasty grin on her face every time and it's like I Can't stand that shit. It makes me like Illchnas

My toddlers echoes probably be just like he will find the smallest little piece of food on the floor like I don't even know from previous dinners like it's a mess till I reach under the stove or something and he will literally put it in his mouth and that's just so gross that's probably my egg