This is PineapplePlanet. This elf has me locked in the basement. I don't know what to do. Please send help. His name is Alf. He's from the North Pole and he's a psychopath. He keeps doing these games with my kids. It's kind of like Saw. He's gonna kill us if they don't solve all these riddles and puzzles by Christmas. I just don't know what to do. Someone save me!

It's called something called comedy. Uh, it sounds like you don't know what that is, maybe you're just too young. I don't really know. Also, if you're going to leave a message like that, you should make it so people can message you back and not put yourself on private. Pineapple planet out.

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