I'm about to suck the booty out of yo' booty, bro. I'm gonna make you wet.

Dogs are just better overall. Cats, I have three cats, but I prefer dogs still. Dogs are better companions. They're nicer. They actually like to be active. They don't scratch up your motherfucking furniture after having them for three days. You feel me? They like to go on walks. Yeah, it's more providing to do, but still. And who doesn't like to have fun with an animal? You feel me?