Um, I'm pretty sure I would know if my dad was a Virgo. I'm pretty sure if I know, I'm pretty sure he's a Scorpio. I don't really know though. I mean, you could be right. I might have to check my dad's birthday again.

That's a habit, guys. That's a habit. Somebody's gonna take this way too fucking serious.

Oh no, my dad's a virgin? My dad's a vinegar? Oh no! Mom, don't cook dad!

Do think what you are saying. You're trying to insult people, but you're not doing it very well. Your dad is a virgin. Hmm. If you're saying that to someone, that's impossible, because if you're saying your dad is a virgin, if he truly was, that friend you're saying it to, I have a secret to tell you. When he was being born. Stop this.

Might want to retype this one, bud.