so tell me why I was walking up the street one night and then there was this big black man he was like real like real real real big and black but he wasn't big dick Randy so don't even talk about big dick Randy in my comments y'all so I'm gonna hear it but he had a bald head right it was real shiny so then but I was walking towards him so I whispered to myself damn that head's shiny so then he heard me I guess he heard me so then he said what did you say to me little boy I said nothing he said you said something about my head didn't you I said um yeah he said so they're either gonna be the easy way or the hard way I said what's the hard way he said the hard way is I'm going to tell your parents and I'm gonna beat you and then I said wait huh you can't beat me you don't have permission so then he said the easy way is you clean my shoes and kiss me said no bitch I ain't doing none of that shit ***** so then I started running I ran he was chasing me chasing me all the way down to my house when I got to my house I closed the door shut it just banging on my door shit so then my mom got the cops on that bitch ass old ass man so then the cops came they told him to leave and yeah end of the story