Oh, oh, hello, hello, Paris. How are you doing, man? Hey, it's me, Cookie Monster. I was just wondering to say hi, and oh, does your kids have any cookies? And also, I was just wondering, what are, what do, what is their favorite cookie of all time? Me want to know. Me, me curious. Ah, send me, get back to me. Okay, I'll let you go. Bye-bye.

Man, you never take my advice, man, and I'm starting to get very upset, man. Look, you need to get yourself a haircut, shave your face, brush your teeth, and leave those little kids alone, man. They don't want to be out there with you because you're looking like that, dog. Like, I'm telling you, they're scared to tell you. You know what I mean? Maybe the pedophile, the first guy that spoke on here with the cookies, he needs to, you know, let me, nah, never mind, I thought that's just wrong. But anyway.