Girl, it looks, like, really good, but, like, I'm just gonna say something, like, not to be rude, but, like, try and, like, arch your back a bit. So, like, and, like, try not, like, look like that you could breathe, because, like, it doesn't really look like you could breathe, hooks. But, like, just try and, like, bend your back more.

What the fuck does Hoko mean? Does she realise that everyone speaks English on this app? I don't think I've ever really heard any foreigners on this app. Maybe because I've got that fucking thing linked off, but I don't know. What's she saying?

You'll never meet a girl like me, headass.