Bro, I can't tell if you're joking or not, but if you're not, bro, you're just... Also, bro, how is that hypocritical? Smoking weed is way less worse than drinking vodka. It's literally an alcoholic... Like, sorry, it's alcohol, it's alcohol. You know the effects that that can have on you? Way worse than just smoking a little bit of weed. Trust me, I know. But it's better to take Oedipal anyways, like... Smoking ain't even all that cool. Neither is drinking.