Nah, this can't be real. Not a chance. I've seen too many of these.

This definitely has to be faked or whatever because I'm sorry there's no way you made out with your best friend's dog. There's no way to make out with a dog. I mean that's impossible dude. I don't know I don't know if you're trying to get a rise out all of us or trying to get some sort of glory but dude this ain't for nobody dude. Try again okay? Goodbye.

BYE!

You what?

Oh

I'm very proud of you, actually. You made out with your best friend's dog. You should've just keep going. At this point, you should've just made out with him, full tongue action in his mouth, you know what I mean? You should've sucked his teeth, you should've licked his, like, you know, like, his gums, and just kept kissing it. Cause, you know, at this point, you- you made a goal of yourself this year as, uh, you know, a kissable object, uh, and you and the dog are gonna be a couple soon. Congratulations!