I was actually just about to take a shit, thanks for asking.

Well, um What am I doing? It's called um, you won't believe it, but it's called living my life. I'm doing what I want to do

Well, let's see, I was about to go down to my basement, grab the 10 infants, chain to the wall, throw them into the back of my Forge Transit, and head down to the fucking garbage disposal. Throw them in one at a time, see how many limbs come off.

Bitch, where the fuck is your left nostril? I think I can see your right nostril, but where the fuck is your left? Like, you got that surgically filled in or something? Like, the fuck is that?