My dog just took a massive shit on my bed. What do I do? The stain isn't coming out.

Lick it up.

just lay on it

take off the sheaths, take off whatever has a stain on it, and burn it. I don't want to see it no more, just burn it.

well the only smart thing to do is to get the dog and make him shit more on the bed just so that you can blend it out and turn it into like a brown sheet because you don't want it to look like odd right so why don't you just add more doodoo and caca

This situation is really fucked up, but I think if you try and get, like, the stain as much as you can, possibly off the sheets and whatever's dirty and, you know, like, just rub it off with, like, some cleaner, then send it to, like, a deep cleaning facility, I think that would get it off, but I have no idea, I'm not an expert. Hope

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