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Would you rather be able to speak any language or communicate with animals? Me, I would go around and go give me a bunch of crows. And if y'all know anything about crows, they're a smart as shit. And you can train them to basically do whatever you want. They're like like as smart as a three year old. But yeah, maybe finesse.
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I will I will comply money heist but we fucking animals I'm a walking on top of Mufasa in the bag who pressing me mama have like 10 gorillas her bows and share any any animal that can hurt somebody with a horrible who pressing me
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Hey, yeah, man, you already know it's good.
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I'm communicating with animals. I don't even like enough people that speak my own language. But I look like trying to talk to ******, no, no. I'm cool with the animals.
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I feel you man, animals all the way. Nowadays, people eat with shit bro. But I'm telling you, if that was me out there communicating animals, I'd be the next Tarzan.
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probably be able to speak any language because I need to learn how to speak my own language So, yeah.
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What if you went to the jungle and got a whole army of monkeys? Like, you can do whatever you want it.
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Bye bye! I forgot to reply but uh I already got my friends, our monkeys and shit and they're gonna be speaking Spanish that's why I need to learn my own English I mean not my English, my language.
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I feel you, I feel you, but while you're over there learning, It's going to be rise of the planet apes over here.
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I don't know what you said for the last part but like shit yeah but the only reason why I'm burning is because I need to learn my own shit because people like believe me for So why not?
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What if you just learn how to speak your language? Because you can't learn how to speak to animals.
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That's what I'm saying. I'm trying to freaking learn my, like, you know, learn my language. Wait, what?
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How are you communicate with animals cause me humans are suck I don't want to talk to her
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People equal shit. Don't forget that.
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I'd rather be able to speak any language
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But like, look, look, look, think about it like this. If you, like, could talk to all the animals on the planet and shit, you could make like an animal army and then take out everybody. And then you would have to know any language. then you just speak animal.
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Yeah I train them to steal money same with the crows you know hello in the ocean now you can go have the dolphins like you know I could be like a horse you know what I'm saying like but in the sea and
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Like some Aquaman or some Aquawoman type of shit out there controlling like sharks fish like the big-ass school of fish shh, shh it's crazy Shit would be wild.
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Well speak any language easy like when the fuck would I ever need to communicate with an animal like speak in every language would actually be the most useful thing you could get
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But bro, the backpack attack monkeys, you can't forget about those. You don't get those if you can't speak to the animal.
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Uh, easily I would rather speak any language because then I could use that as much to my advantage in like the workforce.
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Actually, you know what? I'm second. I would rather communicate with animals because I could make a lot more money. I could go viral by speaking with animals and telling them, telling their owners what they want and like watching them like give them what they need.
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Exactly, look, you got the right idea, but like think about this, monkey, mafia. You can't go wrong. You could just have them do all your business. You can sit up in your house, you get like a squad of monkeys that go rob the store.
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See, that's where you went wrong because what's stopping them, not their organized, what's stopping them from killing me and taking over the world. world. Now we're in planets of the apes.
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But they're gonna be like this is the one human that can understand us we can fucking we can work with this man as an inner mind go in there and fuck some shit up. You know what I'm saying? It works both ways. 50-50.
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I will communicate well is cash me out there like lion King K
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