My grandma had a dad who's rude, he was such an awful dude But I feel like such a fool, going against my parents' rules Mom and dad they raised me right, worried about me day and night I think I bored my therapist, playing her my violin Oh my gosh that's so insane, oh my gosh what a shame Next to them my shit don't feel so grand But I can't help but feeling bad, I kinda feel like two things can be said The world's smallest violin really needs an audience So if I cannot find somebody soon I'll blow up into smithereens and spew my tiny symphony So let me play my violin for you