This is what you're gonna do, alright? You're gonna take notes, cause I might speak a little too fast, alright? You're gonna take an AK-47 out of your backpack, alright? You're gonna aim it at her, and you're gonna be like, You better see nothing, alright? Now, you're gonna go on a fucking date with me, alright? And if you don't, I'm gonna put a fucking cap in your shit, alright? You understand? Now, we're gonna have six children, and we're gonna move to Hawaii, alright? We're gonna have the best life ever, alright? I'm gonna be Elon Musk, alright? That's what you're gonna tell her, alright? And if she says no, put a cap in her, and go date her best friend, alright? And if she does, then you're gonna live a happy life.

so basically, you gotta fart louder in front of your crush to assert dominance obviously, that's the obvious answer

It's perfectly okay. He or she won't like hate you for it. Like, they might if they think that stuff is disgusting, but it's perfectly okay. Everybody does it. If they say they don't, just know they do.

I believe it's just a sign that you feel comfortable next to your crush.

Yeah, skill issue