I haven't had a bowl of cereal in like fucking years. I've been losing a lot of weight and cereal is just not good for you. It's a lot of calories, sugar and all that shit. So I've not had a bowl of cereal in so fucking long. This makes me really want to have a bowl of cereal, but I can't.

What is that? That looks like a huge snake's flesh.

I fucking love cereal at night. I swear, it's the perfect thing to eat for dinner. I don't know why, but it's so simple, fast, and it's not that bad.