Bro, I swear to God, these people are lying about the goddamn blue moon. I just went on a six-mile run. It's 1111 right now. I just got back from a six-mile run, it is pitch black outside, and I didn't see no fucking blue moon. This has to be a scam by the government to sell more moons, because I swear to God, there was no blue moon. I didn't see no blue moon anyway, it's dark outside, it's pitch black. No goddamn blue moon. The government's lying to us, they're just trying to sell more goddamn moons.

I mean, I saw the blue moon, right, and it was not blue, and it was not bigger than usual, so I got no clue what these guys are talking about.