And this is our wonderful cat called Arthur. He's a rescue cat, he just sort of appeared one day and he's a lovely cat. It's taking a little while to get used to us but he's getting friendlier even though we call him the grumpy cat. He's not always very keen on people, he just wants to be left alone. I mean we all want to be left alone, but do you know a grumpy cat or a grumpy person? He's a super cat and of course we always call Saturday Caturday. And Arthur was always, you can't call it Caturday, it's silly. Anyway, we love you, we love you more.

Aww, I have a cat too. Oh my goodness. You know, I used to own dogs and then they passed away. They got old and passed away and so we adopted a cat. Who knew that you could be in love with a cat?

He's so cute. His, um, body fur looks like kind of a leopard.

Bro, but I got a press charges on this cat. He's supposed to have been a rescue cat and he didn't rescue at all. He didn't rescue me at all. You know what he did? He ate meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, and then he farted on me and then he was gone. Look how mean he is. Oh, he's a mean little cat. What happened to his ear, bro?

Oh, and I forgot, the last word he said to me was... Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee