You're so pretty, bro! I can stare at you for hours, Uma. Come with me, bro. I'll treat you better than anyone will, okay? Not before you're on some real shit. You're drop dead gorgeous.

Honestly, the caption is right. Never pretty. I mean, you're very, um, right about that.

Your caption is right and like, I agree with your caption, you're not pretty.

I don't know if this is weird, but this is not true. I may be 14, but if I was old enough as you, I would ask you out if I ever saw you, honestly. Just like, you don't look half bad.