no offense but I hope you trip into a manhole and break your arm no offense

I'm not gonna lie, I hope that you fall down a flood of stairs and then die, respectfully though.

yeah I find it funny how every other guy who has muscles and every other guy who works out literally doesn't say anything rude they literally they post a picture and go oh yeah look at this I've been doing such and such thing at the gym but literally every single one of your posts that you've posted of you flexing has literally either had something rude as fuck in the caption or something that's just insulting

Save some women for the rest of us, bro. Yeah, you need to do all that.

Damn. Damn, just damn. That's all I say, damn.

Any advice for ab training and arm growth?

Oh god, should I say it? Yes, I should. YEEAAA-

That's my man.

Um, but, like, what happened to your phone? Like, what did you do to the back of your phone?