Yo, how is everyone in California preparing for this hurricane? I mean, we haven't had one in 80 years, so there's no way anybody's ready for it. And of course they name it Hillary. Gosh, this state's liberal.

Bro, you gotta stock up on toilet paper, water, and just food, bro. You gotta survive.

Dude, I'm sure you're like another day, like, we should be fine. I think we'll be okay, like, maybe a little bit of rain, nothing a sweater or a hoodie can't do.

low-key bro this rain got me feeling right