Yeah, I'm definitely going to see him next year. I literally woke up one night and watched my roommate watching porn. The worst part is that he didn't even stop after.

Yeah and I had a friend freshman year whose roommate literally brought seven kittens into the like dorm and then they shit everywhere and then the roommate wouldn't like take the kittens out.

now this is traumatizing if I ever had to encounter this

Nah fam, you gotta do something important or something you can't.

Oh hell nah, bruh.

okay i'm so confused did he not see you you know i'm saying like did he not hear you with nothing like he didn't stop like did he see you or anything like that because like i'll just like keep watching this there's nobody freaking watching me you know

I would never stop doing it either.