Poor kid.

You know what this reminds me of? That one person on TikTok who throws things down your stairs and then you got that glass of marbles and once it breaks BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM Noise. Everywhere. That's exactly what it reminds me of. That boy in the Benz does that glass of marbles Look at him spilling out and he fell on the floor. Oh my god.

Me and my brother used to do this a lot when we were younger, and none of this shit happened. Like, were the stairs I covered in oil or soap or something? Like, what the fuck happened?

Damn, I could have took you to Princess Peach's slide.

holy shit bro when we said transformers rollout we meant the movie not you

My man slid into that wall harder than the average NASCAR driver when a wheel goes down.

w e e d r e a m e s

It's like your fault man