My teacher threw a stapler at me on Valentine's Day. So my friend's dad teaches history at our school and I'm in his class. The kid in front of me was one of the guys. During class he yelled, Your daughter and me did some crazy shit in your car. My friend's dad got beet red and threw the shit off his desk. He screamed, What did you say, you little shit? And threw his stapler at the guy in front of me, but he ducked. And it hit me square in the face. So I ended up in the nurse's office and needed two stitches.

wait wait is that still your dad's friend cuz if somebody threw a stapler in my daughter's head off some shit that they daughter did and I've been telling them for the last five years they need to tighten up on restrictions on their daughter and they don't listen see or maybe karma found you maybe that stapler was meant for you cuz you don't want to egged her friend on to go do that behind the guy's back what kind of friend is you

The whole valley called 911 for child abuse.

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