One time my friend threw a house party and they took me upstairs to a house they're renting and in the bedroom is an Adjacent room inside the bedroom with a lock only from the outside and when you open up the door there are scratch marks inside of the door Okay, okay, and then I literally got spiritually attacked Before I knew even more information than she told me like I got stabbed in the chest

So the house with the pentagram, uh, yeah, we, we might need to talk about probably relocating or having like a real serious cleansing in this motherfucker. The house with the extra room under the stairs, I actually think that's kind of cool. I could fuck with that one.

Ooh, interesting.

Huh That's interesting because part Well, I realize that somebody could put that right there the whole pentagon shape just scare people and get a ruse out of it And so that's kind of stupid, but at the same time that other room would be nice I mean you just sit up really good, bro. You got a straight-up man cave, man You got a secret bunker, you know, whatever whatever, but um, I'll say a pentagon kind of sucks Like why would you put that right there in the middle thing? Yeah, that's me. No, sir

One time I was sitting outside my house and I saw, I think I saw someone outside my window, inside my window, and so I go to look. I open my window, I look in, there's nobody, right? I go in my house, all the doors are unlocked, so I go, and I go into one of the rooms, and I admit all the clothes are pulled out in every room, the laundry room is destroyed, so I go back, I go, um, into my room, and I go, and I go, and I go, and I go, and I go, and I go, and I go, and I go, and I go, and I go, and I go, and I go, and I go, and I go, and I go, and I go, and I go, and I go, and I go, and I go, and I go, and I go, and I go, and I go, and I go, and I go, and I go, and I go, and I go, and I go, and I go, and I go, and I go, and I go, and I go, and I go, and I go, and I go, and I go, and I go, and I go, and I go, and I go, and I go, and I go, and I go, and I go, and I go, and I go, and I go, and I go, and I go, and I go, and I go, and I go, and I go

Actually, like, oh shit, okay, I see the pentagon on the ground. That's actually scary. That's very, very scary.

Oh hell no, once I've seen that, that's my cue to leave.