The most viral sports clip so far belongs to the Dallas Cowboys. How the fuck do you let this happen? I know it's only preseason, but goddamn, man. Shout out to the Cowboys fans, man. It's gonna be a long season for y'all boys, man. Shit.

Woo! Ain't too excited about this shit!

This will be my first time watching. I don't really watch football, but this looks cool. Dreamy!

It's the Cowboys, man. What could go wrong, will go wrong. It's the Cowboys, man. Shout out to them Eagles. Fly, Eagles, fly.

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Listen, I'm not even here for this cowboy slander right now, and it's early in the season, and it's early in the day. Fuck all that shit. Okay? Fuck it all.

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