Well, you see, I had done washed my ass two times because, well, I don't want to talk about it really, but yeah, two times.

HOW ABOUT YOU DO IT?

I HAVE MY SOAP AND WATER READY! DO IT! COME HERE!

Good work. Good work.

Now, do you also go like a knuckle deep when you're washing just to make sure everything's all nice and ship-shaped down there, you know?

Well, good job, good job. Way to work on that. Way to maintain that hygiene and that personal cleanliness.

Oh Dave, I appreciate you for appreciating my cleanliness, yes, happy Tuesday!

Oh, I like it. I like it. So not only a little scrub-a-dub-dub in the tub-a-tub-tub, but uh, you know, a little, uh, a little cleanse with some holy water, right? Get out those nasty bits.

No, you see I had washed it last Tuesday, so I'm good for a minute.

about to go get a bacon egg and cheese before I was so rudely interrupted I don't know if I'm leaving the house today man I really don't so I might not wash my ass today honestly I washed very thoroughly yesterday I may not leave if I leave definitely of course but may not leave then take a shower tomorrow morning you know

You, my friend, win the Most Honest Reply Award.

Shut the fuck up, bruh, shut the fuck up

Perfect. Good job, good job. Way to go.