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I can't go out like that bruv now melt a snicker down and spray some fart spray on my pants maybe but I can't I can't I can't even do that bruh damn got me really contemplating this shit
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I mean, okay, so there you go. So now there's a thinking man, right? So you're gonna melt a little Snickers on your pants, on the inside, right? And then you're gonna squirt some fart spray, go into the boss's office like, Oh man, dude, I gotta go home.
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I got another good one. Lose or maybe even break your glasses. I mean you can't find your glasses because you can't see without them and you can't see to execute the job so why not give it a try?
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That's a great idea. Shit your pants, then lose your glasses and be like, I can't even wipe. I can't see anything. I gotta go home.
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Damn, good idea, that's a- yeah, actually I'm about to go home right now.
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Right? Like if you run out of all excuses, you've called in sick to work too many times, the boss is like suspicious, you just shit your pants!
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Yeah, I did. I pooed everywhere, man.
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Good job, good job, and I bet they sent you home from work, didn't they?
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Um, yeah, um, what's the spell?
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Right? Like, you go into your boss's office, and before you can even say anything, the boss is thinking like, oh man, what is that smell? What's that nasty smell? And then you're like, hey boss, man, I shit my pants, I gotta go home. Your boss would be like, no problem, bye.
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Boy, what the hell? I work out of school. You know what I'm saying? There's no way I can come back from that. I work with second graders. If my second graders can keep it in the toilet and out of their pants, yo, I couldn't come back after that? Wait, I can't show my face after that? What? What? What? I cannot. No, this is hilarious.
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Okay, so that might be a little tough, right? Because you know the second graders are gonna be like, ♪ Teacher shit her pants, teacher shit her pants. ♪ ♪ Now she's doing the stinky dance, ♪ ♪ cause the teacher shit her pants. ♪ Right, you know how brutal kids are. But I feel like the office would be, you know, understanding, right? They'd have the librarian step in or something.
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It works at school too, trust me.
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Oh, that's a good point. Yeah, your teacher would just be like, uh, why don't you go home and take care of that?
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You definitely left out one important factor there. Shit your pants. Go home. But never return. Because now you're the guy who shit his pants at work. You know?
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and another thing baby fart do do do do do do mama fart do do do do do do okay that's not funny no more I quit
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What do baby farts and 40-year-old farts have in common? The fart turns into a shart real quick. Oh no! D'oh! And another thing.
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Oh gosh, what's up guys?
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