I wanna do this as a prank, but living in the UK, I know damn well a frustrated drunk man will run after you down the hall with a machete, so it's not really a safe place to do this, but otherwise I would.

I would a low-key say what's up, homie?

That was me. Excuse me. I moved out. I don't even care if it's real or not real. I moved out. Moved out of that apartment. Moved out of that city. Moved out of everything. You know, I changed my whole identity.

Oh, that is funny. I'm over here, I'm gonna cry laughing.

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Dude I will be so scared. God I love her.

Nah, I'm not being funny though. If someone came up to me like that, how he walked in the start, I'd literally kick them in the face.

Yo, yo, she really said, she really said, Woo!

nah cuz if it was me getting chased by that black figure bro nah I would be laughing I wouldn't even be scared I'd be laughing bro I can't take shit seriously at all

Oh, hell no, if that happened to me...