What lie did your parents tell you when you're a little for no damn reason like for example my mom told me she was allergic to dogs just cause she didn't want one

My mom told me she wasn't cheating on my dad. Yeah!

Barbara used to told me that if I had catcher by Sonia could be like accountant like I have a September the ED

Santa Claus!

lied to me by saying oh my gosh if you clean your room i give you 20 so you can buy some snacks Where is my money? Where is my money? Where is my money?

Some real shit the llama Perez is the song is on about the elves in the room the Christmas tree – it was a love

My mom told me that the tooth fairy would come and rip my teeth out if I didn't lose them fast enough all because I didn't want her pulling one of them out

I l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l... B Sesame

If I don't finish my ball rise I'm gonna like grow pimples on my face like say I have like five grains of rice left I'm gonna have like five pimples

Buh-buh-buh-buh!

The lights are on and the car is getting stopped.