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What lie did your parents tell you when you're a little for no damn reason like for example my mom told me she was allergic to dogs just cause she didn't want one
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I'm stroking my dick to Polo G right now
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Are you good, bro?
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Stoke on my dick, I got a lotion on my dick right now, I'm just stroking my shit. I'm on his fuck
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Can I see?
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Huh?
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I mean he good no he feel good but whatever that was in the background it was or are they good
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You heard me, boy?
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Bro do I even want to know what the fuck is happening right now?
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Oh yo what
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You know what I'm gonna say anything this time
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Why are all these replies so like weird
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that it's illegal to have the light on in your car.
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Why in the world is everyone's parents lying to them about the same exact thing? That is so weird.
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Well
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That's crazy. My parents told me the same thing when I was little. They were like, oh no, the police is gonna come and get us. And I always question why.
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Nah, she tells you the right thing Heather. So don't leave that lot under your car.
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Bro my mama would be literally yelling at me from the front legs so loud that I can turn it off while I'm just trying to tie my shoe
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To be honest same but I am I had to look it up to make sure that you weren't lying to me because I thought it was illegal
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Don't answer on my own ha ha no shut your ass up
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Wait a minute what mama whoa whoa wait a minute you're telling me that's not illegal oh hold on
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Bro I was about to say that that's the first thing that came to mind
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But why though like are we going to crash the car
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So my mama used to tell me like how do I switch my high slavery for me because it's part of bias you but she just told me we came on a pilgrim ship with Christopher Columbus like what the fuck whole time we came on its leaves have not even know
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HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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I want you to make that noise in bed with me
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Use the stairs hall
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I'm not gonna login no disrespect whatsoever but like you saw Maslow
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OK I least you call me slow and then you think I'm slow right I wouldn't make such a bold undefined statement without an explanation you sound dumb talk about you sound slow explain why it sounds like you don't have a reason to just say shit
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Are you talking with your friends like damn those white people and shit hello what are you talking about he bought us on the boat what you mean
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Bro, I was Christopher Columbus added to that, like, come on.
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Girl you know you don't talk like that stop it
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Girl, you want me to go like this or something? Like, come on. I'm trying to be quiet.
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Girl, you obviously too young for this app. You need to get off this app. Bye
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My mom lied to me by saying I love you
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I'm not even gonna lie that's kind of that's that's sad, bro That is sad.
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Never lied to me she just never told me she love me either damn
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Ari, they're in your walls. I've been trying to tell you. I've been trying to get to you. They are in your walls, on the floorboards, in the ceiling, in the attic. You gotta run.
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Same girl I just got trauma in my Parent issues bro not just daddy and mommy issues both man I am Maria yet but yet your love
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Got cut off but I was saying you're loved and it's true by me this random stranger who's telling you that you're fine this is your white man nothing wrong with your little positivity goes along way I guess
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Hi it's me again but I want to say this now that you are loved all right and I know it doesn't mean much coming from me but I see Ende and as a friend possible friend you're loved by
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You are love to
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lol
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Day...
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I'm in your ass.
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My mom told me that you can get pregnant by sitting on a boys lap I said on Santa Claus's lap when I was six years old and I ran to my dad saying I was pregnant with his baby
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I'm not even gonna lie, that's really fucked up.
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If you believe that shit you fucking retarded *****, I'm not gonna hold you
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I believe she said she was a kid she was six children believe anything so you look fucking stupid as hell right now
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Ha ha, damn that's crazy. I mean she's not fully lying though. If you sound the guys up with nothing on, yeah you'll get pregnant. that we close on? Nah, they're good.
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That's just, that's why you're brought to fuck
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I was six years old I had just kind of like it America bow down I'm not fucking retard if I was sick I was a child of course I was going to fucking believe it I was gullible
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That's what I'm saying like why would you do that to me that's just setting me up for failure at six years old that's crazy my mom is a hater
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I want talking traumatized I didn't ask for babies came from then ask any about that she just told me oh my damn is crazy for real since my baby daddy
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My dad told me that he was gonna come back.
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Row row Raggy
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Did it get the fucking milk? That's crazy.
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He clearly lied.
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Oh fuck you loser
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What a fucking Albro nobody care that you're fucking dad loves you like you said that I could use some Nager that fucking ass cause I don't even know what the fuck is on this world and I feel like that are around bro I fucking fucking I'm praying for your bitch ass cause you always fuck
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Someone who scored the list to
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It was a little bit too much. How about you pipe it down a little? It was really fun. From New York. Just don't, still. You did a little too much.
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h- h-
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So like are you good
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R 빨리
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Hey baby let me hold of me any real quick so you won't lose last time Nagel happy I lost all $5000 because my mother-in-law bummer
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And it was on my goddamn birthday. Oh my birthday! What the fuck?
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You know it's crazy my mom $20 right my dad gave me $100 when I was seven I keep asking for every year hoping I will get it back
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Nah, my mom used to try to hold my birthday money for me, and I never did. And once I got older and I had got my financial aid in college, Like, my mom took that shit. I don't.
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My mom told me the same shit and it's the first time I ever had 200 fucking dollars. That was her little never saw that shit again.
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And then I go ask her what the fuck my money yet and she time mode she they spent it or she lost it like how you how you lose my shit when I know who gave a shit so I will lose my own shit
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No because my money got stolen like 20 times and was $100 each freaking time and my dad recently passed away and I got the wallet back and there's one dollar in it It was a wallet I really like to
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5000 a hold on a minute who is out here giving children $5000 put me in the direction I need I need some money to
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See what happened were on my birthday we had like a mini tree nearby so I was like you're saying one of the biggest birthdays I had a lot of people came and yes they gave me a lot of money
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I didn't really expect much to come out like that until we cancel the other end of the day like I had money on my truth I was appointed to I got a whole month ago now cause I still got today like it was crazy
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That's what you call a double homicide. No money and no dad. I'm sorry for your loss, but I'm sorry I had to make that joke
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I'm pretty sure other parents did too, but they would tell you if you ate a watermelon seed you would fucking grow a watermelon in your stomach and that shit scared the living crap out of me. I went, I cried the moment she told me that.
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That's the only happened to me bro I got harassed and I have no Yaba fuck
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lowkey i forgot about this shit why though damn do you know how much time it took me to eat my fucking watermelon because I would pick the seeds off just to learn that it was all a cap.
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That's nothing to do with anything but I'm a rug a splinter in my toe and my brother and sister told me that it would travel to my heart and kill me but yeah I remember the watermelon sitting on a number for that
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My mom told me my dad was in the army and shit he could barely be home turns out a month ago is dead
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I thought this was gonna take a different turn, but...
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Hold on, when did he die? How long was she lying to you? In the Yamagotas funeral?
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Hello Ha-ha-ha.
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Oh damn bro damn bro that's actually sad no no I'm not I'm not even joking right now that's actually
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Damn bro rest in peace bro Abra a BJ Nelly Abra recipe Bruh Abra Abra tell that I said thank you though
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00 and I are you OK I don't even mean to laugh that's so sad I'm sorry sorry for your loss
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N.對不對
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My mama told me that babies were ordered off Amazon and the date of your birth was your price so I'm guessing I am $10.11 so I am Yes
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I am Groot the free merchandise
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This was too funny to not reply to.
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How to fuck told you to comment how much is spooky scary so I know he's a grab your motherfucking snacks bitch so let me let me eat in peace
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Rona I was just wondering my bad I didn't mean it like that but nice young
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Call mom and dad case you're good I just offended because I really like food and I have been judgment I need it to do y'all do it
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