What lie did your parents tell you when you're a little for no damn reason like for example my mom told me she was allergic to dogs just cause she didn't want one

Bro my whole like childhood I thought like the tooth fairy was real and shit and I found in my dad's drawer one time a bag full of my fucking teeth and it said like cats tooth fairy teeth or whatever the fuck it was

I used to tell my mother that I was straight when I actually was gay.

My mom lied to me by saying I am by Sheila Perkins before her boyfriend

I was told my dad was in school and you really wasn't in jail

My god, my mom just said the same exact thing that she was allergic to dogs. That's crazy, because she didn't feel like getting one.

Bitch almost every fucking adult I was ever wait in the car told me it was illegal to have the motherfucking light on while you're driving bitch don't ever fucking hide like that ever again bitch

But I grew up thinking that my parents they were actually mom and dad Put the silence without a fuck

But if you turn the light on when you're in the car with someone at night that they will crash they won't

Imagine having parents? Wouldn't be me.

The babies came from the ocean