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What lie did your parents tell you when you're a little for no damn reason like for example my mom told me she was allergic to dogs just cause she didn't want one
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One of my mom told me was that if I put a metal in the microwave or something like that, It was gonna blow up and I'm clearly trying to get right now and what is this?
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Are you scared the fuck out of me I knew that was going to go bad
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My mom lied to me when she said she would never lie to me. That motherfucker is not true. She has lied to me over and over again. Fuck that bitch. I mean, I love my mom. Like, yeah.
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Well this is your way to handle the situation slap the bitch
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This is gonna hurt me what are you bro I hate when I say that I'm the one getting hit
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This is the most real one I've seen. Exactly.
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Santa
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F teacher
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That Santa Claus fat ass is real.
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My parents say that if I put on the light in the car the next time I'll get arrested.
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My mom would tell me the same lie that you'd get pulled over for having the light in the car on. I didn't learn that shit was a lie until I was like an adult, like 20s.
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Oh she said she'll they will take me and my mom will because I was the one to turn on the light light girl please girl you turn on the lights your make up like I know you ain't talking
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huh
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Hehehe, heheheh, hehehe, hahahaА
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bwaahhh- ŁWWHAH encouragement
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Turn on Farro What am I doing
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Assholeados and all, sorry bout this!
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That if you don't clean or cook you're never gonna get married
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I'm over the stroke of my dick, I got no shit on my dick right now, I'm over the stroke of my dick. I'm on his fuck, man. I'm a freak, man.
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What the fuck? What the fuck?
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What's the problem?
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There is no problem
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I don't know if I can say for no reason. Obviously, there was a method to the madness, but I'm gonna have to go with Santa Claus, man. I think that's a lot of us, right? The whole Santa Claus thing, man. That's the best I can come up with right now. question.
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At least y'all had a childhood Do you know what my mom told me I buy all your gifts every year Santa is not real
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