Man, this mothafucka know damn well she ain't order no mothafucka salad. I don't know why the fuck she sitting here lying about that shit. She know damn well she ain't buy no mothafucka salad. That mothafucka bought a double cheeseburger with a large fried fold. The side item gotta be some mothafuckin', some mac and cheese or some shit. Some macaroni or some shit. Shorty ass ain't buy no mothafuckin' salad. Her ass so goofy.

Black Lover.

Yeah, you totally forgot to eat your salad, you fat...