girl, you are so pretty like, oh my god, you're a goddess i'm not gay, i'm not gay i'm not gay i mean fucking goddess right there

oh my god wait can you like give me a minute wait you're so god you're so beautiful what the fuck like hold on let me breathe let me first of all let me catch my breath there's no way you're bombarding me with all these photos no way you are beautiful bro i swear don't let anybody tell you different because you a bad bitch

I am immediately calling this out as a fake profile, if not, oh man.

Fuck. Shit.