Yo, notice that dog just came after him? That's crazy. That would never be me. New Patek, how about the V?

The fact that the dog didn't even touch him and he still jumped up, it was so crazy that he literally jumped up, landed, and he looked like he was having a whole seizure. The dog was just looking at him like, you good bro? You need some help? You good?

like honestly be for real all these people saying why is he so scared if you had that much of a fucking muscular dog running at you bark its fucking head off growling and all that shit would you be scared like be for real for about five seconds please let's just picture that a huge fucking not not huge but like a really muscular dog was running at you what would you do in that situation you don't just stand there oh can i pet it no you'd fucking run won't you just exactly

Oh, I did it! I'm a dolphin! A little dolphin!