A WHEELCHAIR? A WHEELCHAIR? That is cr- Oh wait, what? SHE CAN WALK? WAIT, SHE GOT FAT ASS DICKS? Like, what the fuck? Damn, but a wheelchair is crazy, you feel me? Like, what? Like, if she was actually, like, fucked up in the leg, like, oh my god. Like, that's just crazy. But she doesn't really have to say- A WHEELCHAIR?

Bro, why the fuck she got big-ass tits, bro?

It's a shame she couldn't stand up for herself.

Ladies and gentlemen, and that's how my mother and father met.

Nah, that's crazy. She's not gonna stand up for herself?

telling your kids that you're fucking paralyzed for a whole life and then they fucking beat your ass at one point because they're sick of your shit and then you fucking start walking and crying to the nearest hospital because you think your face is not going to be paralyzed