Currently, Anthony Edwards eats 21 bags of hot Cheeto fries in a week, and that's definitely impressive. Me, for one, definitely love hot Cheeto fries, but to eat them like that, that's different. He built different for that, for sure.

American sports aren't even that impressive, like, only you play them, and like, what is it, two, like, there's like three billion, no, two billion, I can't remember, some crazy number like three billion football fans in the world, and I mean football, not soccer, football, so, you're really competing with a billion and a half other men, so you think about it, the best footballers are ten times better than the best basketball players.