I wonder if this would have happened if he just, you know, went in slowly. Pause.

It sound like a hundred times more fun. Baby, you barbecued. You barbecued up. You was in the water, in the rain, like an idiot. A hundred times more fun, huh? They said it'd be fun. They said it'd go play in the rain. Dumbass. What the hell? Hey, uh, Tripty say...

Oh, hell no. He is dead. He is on the skillet. He is gone. He is gone!