Bro, you're weird for having one of those fucking things, bro. That does not make you cool, it makes you a fucking freak. Why would you want that to be in your house at all? You're fucking weird, bro. That is not a dog. It's the fucking size of one, but it is not a dog. Why do you want a fucking weird-ass-looking spider, bro? That shit is ugly. I will come to your house and step on it, bro, and what are you going to do then, huh? Spray-paint-sucked dick on my face? Mm, OK.