What's the boldest pickup line I've ever used? I don't use pickup lines. I'm too bad at that shit. Hit them with the how's your fucking day? And then just straight-up bombard them with super out-of-pocket questions like Do you like the idea of dying by a nuclear bomb or some fucking crazy-ass shit? Or like why do your parents hate you? Like some fucking wild-ass shit. Just getting right to the core of them You know what I mean?

Okay, so the first one, that's not a bold pick-up line, but here is one. You could be my homework, I'd slam you on the desk and do you.

I say, if I can guess what you got for your birthday, you have to let me grab your ass. They say, what did I get? I say, a day older. Ha ha ha ha ha.

um this made somebody get in the call and uh not talking to me for a few but then he joined back and now he gives another one like um are you a popsicle because i want to lick you until you're finished and then that's the one that he left with and i was like are you a chair because i want to sit on your face treat me like he's