Hang on, you're a dickhead, you're a wasteman, you're a pornplex, you're getting me vexed but you're not thinking about my tourettes, that was all off the top of my head after I've been out all night doing the pub grub and fucking downing bottles of lager, you know what I mean, I'm a proper geezer.

You're fine as hell.

Hello, cutie patootie! Hello, hello, hello!

Dude, you look like if a basketball came to life and then someone put that basketball head on their body. How is your, like, head wider than your shoulders, bro? Stop. Don't... And with a profile pic like that, you should be serious shit, man.