Uh, welcome to McDonald's. What can I get you?

Can I get another cheeseburger with some fries and a big bag and a sweet tea with an apple pack and I want some ice cream. Make sure that my shirley works. And then what else I want. I want a corner pounder and I want the little chicken sandwich. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I was like a big busty Brazilian with a fat ass.

Can I have a skinny latte with no sugar? No milk, no cow milk. I just want to have a life. I wanna be loved

Do you shut the fuck up

Hi, can I have a salad please?

I want a triple burger with 15,000 McNuggets I wanna please burger cheese

Ice cream

Whopper whopper whopper whopper Junior double triple whopper flame grill taste perfect top is a Rudy's day lettuce mayo pickle ketchup it's OK if I don't want the impossible bacon whopper whopper my way you through your season today at BK have it your way you're rude

Crispy, juicy, tender, I just took my new boys on and do a blender, yeah yeah.

Um Can you give me one of them whoppers y'all got that one actually no never mind never mind I actually want to pop a jumpsuit instead. I still got that on the menu.