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Uh, welcome to McDonald's. What can I get you?
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Give me some ice cream. Uh uh uh uh uh. I don't want to hear that your ice cream machine is broken because I will get back there and make it myself and pay a half price just because I made it myself
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Sorry, but the ice cream machine is on vacation. It'll be back in 5 to 10 business days.
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Dairy Queen is better anyway.
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地方
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You should get it for free because you made it you're not gonna pay yourself it's stupid free
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I have to pay because that would be a federal offense because ice cream is supposed to be "" broken
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Oh my god, that is so true. No because like for like why is there a machine always fucking broken bro?
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The ice cream machine is never broken. I went to McDonald's, asked for an ice cream, they said it was broke. I slammed $5 on the counter and went back there and made it myself.
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And they called the cops on me.
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Well damn, that is a wild story. Did you at least get your ice cream?
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No I didn't get my ice cream they kept them out now and that they Ford I never went back to McDonald's
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Let me get a chicken a medium fry a reason to live I really have no Annoying as shit I am at whole number
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Bro, it's one in the morning, I don't wanna be crying right now, bro.
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What's the song called bro?
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What has a head bell
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Dierbergs Coberly to get a loan you dig Ryan
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nah bro got that tick tock sound bro nah that should be a tick tock sound bruh somebody should make this a tick tock sound like right now.
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I have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, two number forty three fives, one with cheese, and a large soda.
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Okay, will that be all?
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Is that not the order from GTA?
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It is.
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Man, fuck, you beat me to it.
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I'm not any offer you if that offer you a fat ass
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I would like you to come outside because I heard you were talking to my name and I heard you were on your mouth Saul looks really runny if you really want to take it there meet me outside
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Um, happiness.
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She said McDonald's. See ya in no damn, Jeannie!
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Ba Paa Ba Ma Ba Ma Baaaa
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Are you good?
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Oh, I wasn't at the time.
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You know I'm sorry but that's called your guard.
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Oh
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*** Half Fair ***
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Gya, gya, gya, gya, gya, gya, gya Ha ha ha ha ha ha, the bubble.
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Or did you say cat penis?
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That's why there's happy meals
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A fucking relationship.
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Quite sad
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I mean, not hard, just get good at the game.
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This ain't no ASMR, bro.
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No it is
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Can I get a big fat dick?
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But I'm proven bro, anytime you're always there bro, Batman got you covered for real.
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For real, the knock on that light, that shit was kinda funny, bro. You had my cat looking around like a... Like, you were fucking confused as fuck. I was like, what the fuck was that?
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Yes ma'am, that's coming right up.
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Yes, would you like your circumcise or un-circumcise?
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Don't you mean ****? You know You know when they're one of those people that cannot talk and you just you go into the judge like can I get a large ****? but they mean coke.
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Change that to small skinny dick and I got you.
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Yeah, I'm right here bro.
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You forgot my shake yeah shake that booty
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I would like a Whopper.
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Sir, this is not Burger King, this is Wendy's.
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crap okay well can I get a footlong sandwich
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Excuse me. This is not Sua Buwei. This... This is a literal food truck.
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Oh my bad. Do you sell Nintendo Wii consoles by chance?
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Um, no, you'll have to go to the pharmacy next door for that.
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Yeah, if you think about that one. Do you at least have invisible Ukrainian cat triplets?
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Uh, no, we don't have those. But, like, I think they have those in China, so I think you'll get them there.
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Alright, so how about two man-made artificial ostrich placentas?
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Sorry, but we don't have that...
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So you're telling me LG customer service doesn't have that?
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Can I get a burger? Fuck that. Can I just get a patty and......what a large fry? And a sprite? No. Make that a pet seat.
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