Uh, welcome to McDonald's. What can I get you?

All right I want a big Mac some fries pussy and some ice cream in the ice cream machine but not be fucking broke at this time I'm tired of this shit cut it out

Can I get a double cheeseburger no pickles no onions no mustard can I also get him a large fry with that thank you

Actually cancel the whole order I want I want fuck I want voodoo fries and I want to take your seafood boil special and yeah

can I get aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

So yeah, back when I was waiting in line it took me like 30 minutes but I finally decided. I mean, I got shot, I got stabbed, I got curb stomped, brought back inside, counter stomped, But I finally decided that I no longer wish to order

I'm good, thank you.

I would like to request a reason to live. You got five seconds.

May you get me a double cheeseburger with extra pickles and big Mac sauce and a blueberry slushy large McClard him and get me a small fry and a minute please thank you

I want you butt booty naked on a McChicken.

Not even morning I got breakfast on my mind I need a number two or number for tuna Bonazza can I get a sausage egg and cheese what has bad on the side by law partner want to Orange by he say he don't want ice no ice Nagar