But a fan in my apartment is universal, and I'm in my room right now, and I'm sweating BALLS. Cuz like, I just wanna be in my room, cuz I wanna be alone. You know, I need my PRIVACY. But like, I'm so fucking hot right now, I'm wearing a fucking tank top, and I don't fucking like tank tops, cuz it makes me look like a wife beater. I don't beat my wife, I beat my husband cuz I'm fucking gay.