Alright, this is one time I was fucking moshing down the street, right? And I used to stay with my cousin's house, and he lived in like the ghetto. And there's this alleyway you can take to get to this 7-Eleven. And that's like where all the fucking homeless people live and shit. And I was mobbing and shit, like having the best life, fucking like time of my life. And this jagged looking ass old dude jumps out with like a fucking 12 foot long beard, bro. Like that shit was still in his tent. And he fucking stabbed me in my hand. I was like, what the fuck? Like BAM! Punch his motherfucking heart and shit.